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Monday, August 4, 2008


Do not speak to me if you do not want to be happy, for I will tug at the corners of your mouth with such surety that you surely will not know what to expect. What I say next is nobody’s guess, and I love to keep them on their proverbial toes. So do not set anything into straight lines, for I have come to loosen things up and your heart will be mine (just as any fruit can be shaken from a tree). I will jiggle us into hilarity.

I think my favorite phrase is, "jiggle us into hilarity". I just like the word "jiggle" there.

So, another lighthearted piece. I'm on a roll!

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